9 Easy Ways to Japa From Nigeria For Free

Shhhhh, come closer. A little closer. A little closer. I have a secret to share with you. I know you’ve been trying to find ways to Japa easily and you’ve been wondering about all the ways you can do it. Everything is cost, flight ticket cost, visa cost, proof of funds cost, international passport cost, everything cost cost!! But, hear me out, there are other ways to go by it and because here at Japa.ng we are very nice people, we will let you in on the secret and share with you the easy ways you can get out of Gotham.

We’re going to share all of these on one condition, and the condition is that you cannot keep this good news to yourself, you have to share it with your friends and family so that they can also enjoy the boon.

How To Japa Easily From Nigeria 

Sell Your Birthright 

Small birthright! Who birthright epp? The first means to Japa easily is by selling your birthright but unlike Esau, you’re not selling your birthright for porridge, you’ll be selling your birthright for a chance to get the heck out of Dodge. All you have to do is find somebody who is willing to buy your birthright, and voila! by this time tomorrow, you could be on your way to wherever it is you want to be in the world. It doesn’t have to be so difficult

Use Japa.ng

Now using all of the resources we provide for you on the website is definitely not going to get you in trouble and is more likely to help you succeed with your plans to Japa easily. What are you waiting for? Use the resources we provide and actually start to make plans and before you can say Jack Robinson or Tinubu Jagaban, you are floating in a plane, on your way out. It really could be so simple, all you need to do is use the resources provided at Japa.ng. We provide you with proof of funds, we help you sell your properties as you prepare to move. It doesn’t get any better than this. 

 Sell Your Kidney

Do you know how much a kidney costs in the market? A whole kidney! Just sell one kidney. I mean, what do you even need two kidneys for? if anything happens to you in Nigeria, you’d have two kidneys and for what? Sell one kidney, and you can live an amazing, full life with just one kidney(at least, that’s what they told us) and it’s even easier when you’re living in a country that works. Sell your kidney today and use the proceeds to help you japa easily.

Marry Segun Or Kemi From The Abroad

From time immemorial, people have been getting married to fellow citizens who have a green cards from other countries. It is definitely a way for you to Japa easily. Segun will make it easy for you, and Kemi will take the stress away, just marry them and you could be on your way to a good life, suitcase in hand. 

Use the Edo Airways

Another easy way for you to Japa easily is to use the Edo airways aka Edo broom. Pack your bags, find your broom, sit tight, grip the handle and fly away, free bird, fly away. The abroad awaits you. Make good use of Edo airways today to Japa easily, it only costs Free.99.

Use A Port Key

For my fellow witches and wizards from the Wizarding World, one of the easiest ways for you to Japa from this country is to use a Port Key. Now, I don’t know where you are going to find Dumbledore or Snape Severus to help you with the Port Key or any other of the wizarding world professors but I can assure you that if you’re able to find a Port Key, you can Japa to anywhere you want. It’s really easy peasy lemon squeezy.

All you need to do is find the Port Key, touch it and voila, sope otilo! You have relocated to wherever it is you want to relocate to in the world. Your mind is your limitation, you could be anywhere – Paris, France, New Zealand that we wrote about yesterday, Canada, the United States of America, the United Kingdom, Portugal, any of the Schengen Zone countries, India, you could be anywhere, you could go anywhere, all you have to do is find a Port key.

 Flo Powder

Another easy means to Japa from the country is to find you some Flo Powder and if you succeed, you are gone like you were never here. Again, we are not going to tell you where to find the Flo Powder, there is only so much we can do, yunno? That we will leave to you. Once you are able to find you some, your journey is easy, simple and stress-free. Just tap your contacts to the wizarding world and get you some Flo Powder and you’re gone like the wind, off to a better life. 

Find A Sugar Daddy Or A Sugar Mummy

Finding yourself a glucose guardian aka sugar mummy or sugar daddy is going to take all of the stress and the problems off of you. Who says you can’t be a baller when you’re balling on somebody else’s money? People will start hailing you left, right and centre “Emeka ndi baller”. Your dreams to Japa easily can become a reality if you’re able to find yourself a glucose guardian aka sugar daddy or sugar mummy. They will foot the bill, all of the bills; the passport, the visa flight tickets, school fees if you’re going to further your education, they will do everything but where will you find them? Well, we’ll leave that to you, we have done so much already by at least giving you the idea.

 Sell Your Inheritance- Family House And Land 

 For this one, don’t mention our name when it all hits the fan. All we did was try to be such good samaritans. If you are caught, we no dey oh. But one of the ways to Japa easily is to sell your inheritance, which could be your family land, your family house, or your family business. Just sell it all. I mean, it’s who is alive that can actually use inheritance, instead, sell it all and Japa easily.

Which of our means to Japa easily will you be going for? Tell us.